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Check out The Worst Game Ever!
It already funded on Kickstarter with a record breaking 1.5 million percent funding!

Independent play/review
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download the print and play here with rules in Pig Latin and English

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World Conquerors
puts history's greatest warlords under your command.

Battlestations is the game of
heroic starship adventure.

Worst Game Ever will kickstart soon!

Monster Derby is on a boat headed our way.

The Desert Island cover illustration is finished and it is gorgeous.

Our new booth this year in Essen is confirmed Hall 2 Booth E131.

I updated my website!  This is news for me.

"How Much For Your Planet?" supplement for Battlestations debuts at GenCon.

Deep Black novel Funded

Jeff Siadek's "Deep Black" novel is now on kickstarter!

World Conquerors made it's kickstarter goal.  We are off to the printers and will ship by Christmas.

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is the Full Contact Road Rage Road Race board game!
Available Now!

Check out an independent review here:

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Desert Island
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Hunting Party is the game of
big game hunting
on safari in Victorian Africa.

Click here for the first chapter of Jeff Siadek's debut novel.

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Deep Black

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Lifeboat is the game of survival at sea with your secret love, hated enemy
and a few other shady characters.

Random Thoughts

Forgive Sterling

The views expressed here may not be my own. I just have a thought and run with it.

January 21, 2014
I missed my dad's birthday. I miss my dad.

August 10, 2013
Emotional Maturity

I'd like to develop this as soon as I'm finished enjoying my immaturity.

August 9, 2013
Performance Enhancing Drugs

I am opposed.

August 4, 2013
Every moment is precious

Squander them wisely. You will spend them somehow. Please have fun while you do it.

July 31, 2013
Repeal the bill of Rights

When you describe freedoms, you limit them. People who are free to worship as they please aren't as free as people who are just free. What if I don't want to worship at all? The second amendment gives states the right to form to a well organized militia. Didn't the Civil War repeal that?

July 26, 2013
I'm not Michael Jordan

I'm not Smush Parker. I'm not a guy that got cut from his High School team.  And yet, I play basketball and have fun doing it. I'm also not Jesus Christ but that's a topic for another day.

July 23, 2013
What I can't imagine

I can't imagine a universe created by a divine being that doesn't have the ability and/or sense to cover its tracks. If I created a universe (and technically, I do, now and then) I'd want it to be a secret so the denizens of that universe didn't waste a lot of time thanking me for literally everything instead of doing whatever it is, I wanted them to do. I'm proud of myself for getting through this post without the "G" word.

July 18, 2013
The Gunshine State

I like a good stand your ground law as much as the next guy. I don't defy "standing your ground" as following somebody around with a gun after the police tell you not to. That seems more like stalking. Not the creepy stalking like papparazzi or ex-girlfriend watching.  This is the creepier stalking like hunting.  Florida should take a look at how their law got somebody killed.

July 17, 2013

If you listen closely enough, you can hear nothing. It is why we must have constant noise. Nothing is terrifying.  Music, friends, even our own inner voices can stave off the emptiness but it is always there waiting.

July 16, 2013
An Open Apology to the Future

Hey, sorry I wasn't paying enough attention. It looks like we're growing the population, resource usage, pollution, and global warming at an unsustainable rate. TED talks seem so full of hope that I can talk myself out of taking action. Good luck with everything.

July 14, 2013
Balanced Budget?

I'm not talking about spending as much as you take in. I mean to mitigate pork barrel politics by giving each state a fair share of the federal pie and then letting them spend it how they like. Dove legislators oppose defense spending and military bases except in their home states. Let them oppose all defense spending. Luddites oppose science projects except in their states. Phooey. The problem is figuring out a formula for spending. Dividing the cost by land mass gives a huge chunk of money to Alaska. Dividing by population would leave too little for the big states.  In the end, the division would be decided in a complex formula that institutionalizes the pork barrel.  Sigh.
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